The brewery say:
Part of our 30th Anniversary specials, Too Uncool For School is a cacao and coconut imperial stout. Full bodied and rich, with flavours of dark chocolate and a tasty coconut finish.
| Brewery | Hadrian & Border (Newburn) |
| ABV | 10.0% |
| Style | Imperial Stout |
| Package | 330ml Can |
| Allergens | Barley, Oats |
| Dietary | - |